very comfortable ones, and he would be on a metal folding chair for 5 or 6 hours. We would have just wined and dined on some delicious food and he would have had a little bit of cold scrambled tofu with tumeric.

I like this fantasy!

We would be well restd. He would be sleep deprived for having to drive all night to get there

And then!  and then! and then we would line up and he would have to crawl along and kiss our feet!!

Hey, its only fair.